Rihanna “Exposes” Secret Celebrity Pizza Parties in Outrageous Parody Clip
Hollywood is in meltdown mode after a definitely fake and totally satirical interview surfaced, showing Rihanna saying, “If I don’t tell you now, I’ll never forgive myself… I prefer pineapple on pizza.”
🎤 Gasp!
In the clip, Rihanna mockingly calls out fellow music giants in what she describes as “underground pizza freak-offs”—wild, cheese-fueled parties allegedly hosted by Diddy, where toppings were selected “with zero accountability.”
“Beyoncé knew everything,” Rihanna declared, dramatically flipping her imaginary wig.
“She brought her own hot sauce. Who does that?!”
Rihanna claimed she once RSVP’d yes to one of the mysterious parties but backed out when she found out… they used ranch instead of marinara.
“A Knowles-Carter family member begged me to return,” she whispered. “I won’t name names… but it rhymed with ‘Zay Bee’.”
📈 Social media exploded. The hashtag #PizzaGateButMakeItPop trended within minutes.
While Beyoncé’s camp declined comment, Diddy’s team simply posted a pizza emoji. 🍕
The clip ends with Rihanna warning:
“If y’all don’t switch to deep dish, I’ll spill the real tea.”
