South Park Roasts Trump in Shocking New Episode—White House Fires Back

South Park is back—and it’s as outrageous as ever. In the premiere of Season 27, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t hold back, putting Donald Trump in bed with literally Satan—and Satan wanted nothing to do with him.

In the episode, which dropped on July 23, a naked Trump climbs into bed with the devil, only to be mocked for his “tiny” manhood. Satan, disgusted, calls it “so f**king small I can’t even see it.” Trump, furious, threatens to sue the town of South Park. The absurdity doesn’t stop there: a deepfake Trump appears in a desert-themed propaganda video after the town agrees to pay him $3.5 billion.

The internet exploded. But the White House didn’t laugh.

In a fiery statement, Trump’s team called South Park a “fourth-rate comedy,” accusing “the Left” of hypocrisy:

“They canceled South Park for being offensive, now they worship it?”

They added:

“President Trump has done more in six months than any other president in history—and no desperate cartoon can change that.”

Despite the backlash, the show’s creators are cashing in. Their new $1.5 billion deal with Paramount includes 50 episodes—so expect 49 more wild rides.

Meanwhile, HeTrumpedUs.com—yes, that’s real—features the Trump parody video and the line:

“His penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large.”

Only in South Park.